I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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