Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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