I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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