You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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