yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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