dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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