Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
wow bdsm is so cute
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