So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I could make wine with my vomit
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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