Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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