This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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