READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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