my mouth tastes like poor choices
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
