Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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