Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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