that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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