Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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