im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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