It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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