Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
