my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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