its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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