oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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