1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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