Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am in a vortex of obligation.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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