I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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