question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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