I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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