so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I made him laugh his dick is mine
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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