I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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