there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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