i jhust puked up my retainher.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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