my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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