found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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