i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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