Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
