bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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