i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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