Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
A+ Viking dick
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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