It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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