very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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