D3 body, D1 cock
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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