Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wish my penis had an off switch
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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