Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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