He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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