It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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