it was like eating out sand paper
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
How naked do you want me to be?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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