Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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