Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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