Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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