He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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