Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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