i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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