I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
