i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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