I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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